Penetrate the Cervix

You ever wonder if while having sex that you might puncture the cervix? I’ve heard it’s possible. No really, I have. If you think I’m joking then you’re an asshole. And it’s not just me, it’s him too.
So anyways, I’ve now firmly incorporated myself into the world of blogging, and boy! are all of you in for a real treat! Over the years I’ve seen and imagined many interesting and useless things, and it won’t all just be dreadlocks and gorillas, oh no sir. I have a repertoire of adventures in stock for all of you that will leave you breathless, astounded, bewildered, pantsless, slapping children, incapable of voluntary bowel movements, running for office, and getting naked and starting the revolution!!! However… I’m really getting ahead of myself in terms of what is really the issue here, pornography. Let’s us gather in celebration of a true milestone in human history when porn is more available than ever!!! I can be online and finished cleaning up in less than 10 minutes now with live streaming!